Tasha Tells All

            Momma and Daddy Bunny were on their way, with their six little bunnies, to celebrate the youngest baby bunny’s birthday.  Benny, Button, Bonnie, Barbara, Bert and Georgie, the Birthday Bunny, were very excited to go be on their way to Bunny Cheese’s. 
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John McCain’s running mate is…
Barack Obama loves to touch…
Mitt Romney wears funny underwears.
Dick Cheney will never die because…
John Edwards is totally scandalous and no longer sexy.

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It had happened again.  I had stayed at my mother’s house longer than I had intended and I was losing my high.  I mean, I was coming down fast.
So I retired to the guest bathroom to do some blow.  Whilst in said restroom readying my drug paraphenilia my mother came to the door.  She said, […]

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Name all of the Seven Dwarfs.
Name all of Santa’s reindeer.
Name all six of Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt’s kids–in order.

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Guess what everyone! Today in Visalia, CA the temperature reached 102 degrees Fahrenheit, but it felt like 109. That’s awesome because before today I always wondered what 109 degrees felt like and now I know. Exciting.

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I went to Church today.
Send money.

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Symptoms: Today I feel fat, poor, overwhelmed, mediocre, isolated and alone.
Prescription: I need community; more people. (hopefully fatter than me)

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read my blog

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I have done something I’ve never done before.  I saw four movies over the weekend…I did it for you.  I want to be able to tell you which movies are so good and which ones you just shouldn’t see.  I’m just trying to help somebody.
#1. Kung Foo Panda–see it! Totally legendary awesome! See it.
#2. The […]

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If I was a dude I would say I don’t celebrate Father’s Day for this reason:
I used to be a father, but then I went on the Maury Povich show and he told me I am not the father.  I’m still on the hook for child support.
Also if I was a dude my name would […]

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