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Subliminal Message of the Day

June 15th, 2008 · 51 Comments

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than
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Scale of Seriousness

June 15th, 2008 · 53 Comments

In light of some recent hypochondriac activity I have devised a Scale of Seriousness which I will use from now on. If you are a known hypochondriac (you know who you are) any complaints will immediately be downgraded at least two levels.
The scale is as follows:
1. Any kind […]

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Tasha’s Most Embarrassing

June 15th, 2008 · 65 Comments

I was in Chicago this week and I did the most embarrassing thing I’ve done in quite a while.
It was Thursday night and I was quite tired and quite ready for bed. It just so happened that the rest of the party wanted to see a movie.  So, I decided it would be better to […]

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Dear Oprah

June 11th, 2008 · 57 Comments

Dear Oprah,
I’m in town this week and I have a few ideas for how to get a little cultier.  You know, really take your cult to the next level.
Here’s just an example of what I’m thinking:  You could do an animal sacrifice on the show and call it, ready?  Ok, call it “Oprah’s Big Kill”.
I […]

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Subliminal Message of the Day

June 9th, 2008 · 68 Comments

Read my blog.
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People Groups I Don’t Like Very Much

June 9th, 2008 · 40 Comments

I’ve realized as of late that there are groups of people I just don’t like very much for whatever reason. Here’s my list in no particular order:
*Opinion Givers: people who just give their opinions whether you asked for it or not. Am I holding a focus group? No, I am not but that […]

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Prince Caspian

May 20th, 2008 · 58 Comments

I saw Prince Caspian on Friday and I must say, he is way hot.  Aside from that, I realized that the people who make the “Chronicles of Narnia” movie series hate bears.
Okay, in the first movie they had polar bears working with the ice witch.  Hello! Everybody knows polar bears are fun loving.  They hang […]

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Saddest Mother’s Day Story Ever

May 11th, 2008 · 50 Comments

I would celebrate Mother’s Day but I’m not a mother…anymore.
You see, about four years ago, I was driving with my baby in the backseat. There was a blizzard on the way and I was trying to beat it to my house. Unfortunately, I lost. The blizzard overtook my car. We […]

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School’s Out for Summer

May 11th, 2008 · 51 Comments

School’s out for summer! School’s out forever! School’s been blown to pieces.No more pencils. No more books. No more teachers’ dirty looks!
Alice Cooper really captures my feelings on the subject.

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Ripped from the Headlines

May 7th, 2008 · 51 Comments

 “…Dirt Cheap” the headline of the Fresno Bee proudly stated, Saturday, May 03, 2008.  Upon seeing the headline I thought, “Hmmmmm, is dirt really cheap?  I mean sure, its everywhere up here in the greater Fresno area—literal buckets of it are covering my car—but that doesn’t not mean it’s cheap.  I think it’s high time […]

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