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Entries from February 2008
There’s a sucker born every minute…
February 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Meghan Ruined My Life
February 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
My roommate Meghan is a sociology/psychology major. I might have known she would be my undoing. Soc/Psych majors are never up to any good.
This semester she’s taking a class called Human Sexuality. And, yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Naturally curious, because my parents and I never had “the talk” (because we have manners and […]
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I Loaned Myself $5,000,000.00
February 8th, 2008 · 6 Comments
Today I learned that Hillary Clinton loaned her campaign $5 million. I realized that I could use $5 million so I decided to take a page from H.C.s book and loan the money to myself.
The first thing I did was negotiate the terms of the loan with myself. It wasn’t easy, I’m one tough […]
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40 seconds in the life…
February 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The following is 40 seconds of my life. This particular forty seconds happened to be on Interstate 5. I call it 40 Seconds on Interstate 5. Enjoy
40 Seconds on Interstate 5 was brought to you by Tashatellsall.com and a cell phone camera.
Click this link to see the video: 40 Seconds on Interstate 5
Or this one: 40 […]
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Mom
February 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
This is my mom. She drives a short bus.
My head looks huge in this picture but I promise it’s normal size.
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Hi!
February 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
What’s up y’all?
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Douchebag of the Month; January 2008
February 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
The committee has met and after careful consideration we are ready to make our first Douchebag of the Month pronouncement of 2008.
3rd Runner Up
Hillary Clinton has earned this prestigious award for refusing to appear in Vogue for fear of looking too feminine.
I have just one question. Since when is being a woman a liability?
2nd Runner […]
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