I wish there was such a thing as instant karma. I would totally be into it, mostly because I am a big fan of instant gratification.
Here’s how it would work: Do something good, something good happens right there. Do something bad, something bad happens.
If instant karma did exist […]
Entries from March 2008
Instant Karma
March 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Minimal Standards = Happiness
March 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments
The road to happiness is paved with minimal standards. I actually heard myself utter the following statement today, “Oh yes, I’m having a great day. I talked to my dad this morning. He was sober.” After hearing these words come from my own mouth I realized that minimal standards are definitely the way to true and lasting […]
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A Word to Those of You Who Love Wearing Heels
March 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Spring has sprung once again, I am well aware. Let me extend just one word of caution, if I may, to the ladies who love breakin’ out the heels this time of year. Learn to walk in them. High heels cease to be sexy if you constantly walk like you are in pain, need to […]
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In the Running for Douchebag of the Month; March 2008
March 19th, 2008 · No Comments
Phil Douchebag left me a comment on my January Douchebag of the Month post. He is now in the running for March Douchebag of the Month. I’m not going to lie like he probably won’t win. The following is his actual comment.
“Obama is coming on fast, why- how about for attending the church of I hate the white […]
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