Tasha Tells All

I saw Prince Caspian on Friday and I must say, he is way hot.  Aside from that, I realized that the people who make the “Chronicles of Narnia” movie series hate bears.
Okay, in the first movie they had polar bears working with the ice witch.  Hello! Everybody knows polar bears are fun loving.  They hang […]

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I would celebrate Mother’s Day but I’m not a mother…anymore.
You see, about four years ago, I was driving with my baby in the backseat. There was a blizzard on the way and I was trying to beat it to my house. Unfortunately, I lost. The blizzard overtook my car. We […]

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School’s out for summer! School’s out forever! School’s been blown to pieces.No more pencils. No more books. No more teachers’ dirty looks!
Alice Cooper really captures my feelings on the subject.

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 “…Dirt Cheap” the headline of the Fresno Bee proudly stated, Saturday, May 03, 2008.  Upon seeing the headline I thought, “Hmmmmm, is dirt really cheap?  I mean sure, its everywhere up here in the greater Fresno area—literal buckets of it are covering my car—but that doesn’t not mean it’s cheap.  I think it’s high time […]

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Last night I was in my quad, you know, procrastinating.  So it was about 2 in the AM and someone, who shall remain nameless, bursts in and loudly exclaims, “I was feeling my breast and this one (left) feels different than this one (right). Is Meghan still up?”

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