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Entries from June 2008

Big Doin’s in the World of Tasha

June 22nd, 2008 · 69 Comments

I went to Church today.
Send money.

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A New Low

June 20th, 2008 · 68 Comments

Symptoms: Today I feel fat, poor, overwhelmed, mediocre, isolated and alone.
Prescription: I need community; more people. (hopefully fatter than me)

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Subliminal Message of the Day

June 17th, 2008 · 57 Comments

read my blog

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Movie Reviews

June 17th, 2008 · 60 Comments

I have done something I’ve never done before.  I saw four movies over the weekend…I did it for you.  I want to be able to tell you which movies are so good and which ones you just shouldn’t see.  I’m just trying to help somebody.
#1. Kung Foo Panda–see it! Totally legendary awesome! See it.
#2. The […]

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Douchebag of the Month; May & June 2008

June 17th, 2008 · 38 Comments

By popular demand.
The Douchebag of the Month for May is (drum roll) George Lucas. Go see Indiana Jones and you’ll know why. Come up with a new obsession, George! And get some new ideas. You can’t keep doing this to us.
The Douchebag of the Month for June is M. Night Shyamalan. Go […]

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Saddest Father’s Day Story Ever?

June 16th, 2008 · 47 Comments

If I was a dude I would say I don’t celebrate Father’s Day for this reason:
I used to be a father, but then I went on the Maury Povich show and he told me I am not the father.  I’m still on the hook for child support.
Also if I was a dude my name would […]

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Subliminal Message of the Day

June 15th, 2008 · 51 Comments

tashatellsall.com
Way cooler
than
your mom’s blog.
Send money. 

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Scale of Seriousness

June 15th, 2008 · 53 Comments

In light of some recent hypochondriac activity I have devised a Scale of Seriousness which I will use from now on. If you are a known hypochondriac (you know who you are) any complaints will immediately be downgraded at least two levels.
The scale is as follows:
1. Any kind […]

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Tasha’s Most Embarrassing

June 15th, 2008 · 65 Comments

I was in Chicago this week and I did the most embarrassing thing I’ve done in quite a while.
It was Thursday night and I was quite tired and quite ready for bed. It just so happened that the rest of the party wanted to see a movie.  So, I decided it would be better to […]

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Dear Oprah

June 11th, 2008 · 57 Comments

Dear Oprah,
I’m in town this week and I have a few ideas for how to get a little cultier.  You know, really take your cult to the next level.
Here’s just an example of what I’m thinking:  You could do an animal sacrifice on the show and call it, ready?  Ok, call it “Oprah’s Big Kill”.
I […]

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