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Entries from August 2008
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August 15th, 2008 · 6 Comments
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Chicken Soup for the Addict’s Soul
August 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments
It had happened again. I had stayed at my mother’s house longer than I had intended and I was losing my high. I mean, I was coming down fast.
So I retired to the guest bathroom to do some blow. Whilst in said restroom readying my drug paraphenilia my mother came to the door. She said, […]
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Chicken Soup for the Polygamists Soul
August 12th, 2008 · No Comments
I realized as of late that there are certain people groups that do not have a Chicken Soup for their souls. I am dedicated to the cause of making it happen. The following is my first effort.
My wife and I had been married for 4 years when I prayed and recieved a word from the […]
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