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Douchebag of the Month; November 2007

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Douchebag of the Month; November 2007

December 4th, 2007 · 47 Comments

Dear Kiddies,November was a tough month in which to pick a really awesome douchebag on account of how many there were to choose from.  After a lot of thought and careful consideration, however, I’ve come to the following conclusion:

November’s Douchebag of the Month is former Governor of California Gray Davis.  He is my pick because, while I can’t prove anything, I’m pretty sure it was him that set all those fires.

My proof?  Well, last time we had major fires was in 2003.  The same year we recalled Gray Davis.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Four years later, what do we have again? Fires.  He just can’t get over that fact that Californians love the Terminator more than they love him.

So, that’s the announcement. Gray Davis=Douchebag of the Month

Addendum: 12/5/2007

Due to vociferous outcry from my readership I have decided that the 1st Runner Up for Douchebag of the Month is Bill Richardson. If for any reason Gray Davis cannot fulfill his duties as Douchebag of the Month November 2007, Bill Richardson will take his place.

Mr. Richardson deserves this title for some unfortunate comments he made during the latest CNN Democratic debate.  He said, “Let’s give peace a chance.”  Everyone else in the debate is going for blood, specifically Clinton blood, but Obama/Edwards blood wasn’t bad.  They were totally throwing down and right in the middle of the bloodbath Richardson says, “Let’s give peace a chance.”  Way to run for Vice President, douchebag.

2nd Runner Up

The veterinarian who charged me $70 and told me Leroy was going to live.  One week later she has died. Rest in Peace, old friend.

3rd Runner Up

The King of Swing. Yes, the King of Swing himself has won the coveted 4th spot on my list of douchebags for stealing my joke about Bill Richardson being a giant douche.  (See his comments below.)

I totally told him that joke and then he went and used it…on MY blog, no less.  He didn’t even cite me. Douchebag.

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