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Douchebag of the Year; 2007

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Douchebag of the Year; 2007

January 4th, 2008 · 39 Comments

The committee has met to discuss the pronouncement of Douchebag of the Year 2007.  Although there were many deserving candidates we narrowed it down to six people.

5th Runner Up

The guy who parked in two spaces at a very crowded mall. You know who you are.

4th Runner Up

“Luis”. I went out with this guy once. We had coffee.  The next day he called me nine times and then he showed up at my job when I didn’t answer.  We call that stalking, douchebag.

3rd Runner Up

Senator Larry Craig. You deny being super gay despite trolling for man love in an airport restroom.  You said you would resign and then…didn’t.  Truly thou art a douchebag, old friend. (PS Thanks for making my year so much more interesting.)

2nd Runner Up

The 110th Congress.  Every single one of you.  Republicans, if you weren’t having some sort of sex scandal, gay or otherwise, you were busy resigning.  Democrats, I thought you were going to stick it to the man this time around.  Instead, all you’ve done is roll over and let the man stick it to you.  Way to punk out.

1st Runner Up

Ann Coulter. You are a terribly rude person.  Clearly, you are in need of some sort of therapy…perhaps shoch therapy…to get over your deeply held issues. Please, Ann, seek help. Don’t speak publicly or write another stupid book until you do. (PS You are far too old for those miniskirts.)

This is one of many quotes dear Ann has given us over the past year. I have taken umbrage with them all but for the sake of time I will only list one. That’s right I said I take umbrage. Umbrage I say!

“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.”

And the Douchebag of the Year is…

Trent Lott, for this gem of a quote on illegal immigration:

“People are at least as smart as goats. Now one of the ways I keep those goats in the fence is I electrified them.  Once they got popped a couple times, they quite trying to jump it.”

Senator Lott, did you really just compare illegal immigrants (he’s talking about the ones from Mexico) to goats?  Really? I know you’re from Mississippi and you’re proud of your aggressive ignorance, but really?

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