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Thank You Fred Thompson

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Thank You Fred Thompson

January 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Dear Fred Thompson,

Thank you for dropping your charisma free bid for the Whitehouse. I know you’re probably disappointed right now so I have some suggestions for how to take you mind off it.

1. Listen to some hip-hop.  That’ll keep you good and distracted.  Just try not to break your hip-hop.  At your age it’s a real concern.

2. Watch a “Murder She Wrote” marathon.  I heard people your age love that shiz.  (If “Murder She Wrote” isn’t your bag try “Golden Girls”.)

3. Wear black socks with shorts and sandals.

4. Yell neighborhood kids to get off your lawn.

Whatever you do to keep your mind off it, Fred Thompson, stay as far away from political issues as humanly possible.

Thanks again for dropping out. You’re a real pal.

Sincerely,

Tasha

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