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Loveless Monday and Other Such Nonsense

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Loveless Monday and Other Such Nonsense

January 30th, 2006 · 1 Comment

I’m sitting here in my burgundy chair pondering. I have a lot of things to ponder. Today my thoughts have been on one subject in particular. I said to myself, “Where is the love, Tasha? Where?”I’m telling you Monday is a loveless day. It starts low and spirals downward. Just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of this depraved nightmare that is Monday you find that it has an underground garage.  It’s downright unpleasant.

My Monday started with a thud. I hit the snooze button on my alarm three times and it would have been more but alas that cursed alarm finally succeeded in fully waking me. Devil!

I then had to make my way to class…without coffee because there was some cosmic conspiracy to keep me away from the junk.

And here is the icing on my loveless Monday cake: Disney made a sequel to Bambi. Suddenly, it seems Bambi’s dead-beat dad cares. I’m pretty sure it’s because Bambi’s mom hauled his lying, cheating, dead-beat posterior to deer court and forced him to pay up before her untimely death. (I’m pretty sure that Bambi’s dad payed that hunter to wack her, but I can’t prove it. Mark my words though, I will prove it some day…for Bambi’s mom I will prove it.)

Anyway, for all those reasons I feel that Monday is a loveless day and I feel that I have more than adequately proven my point. But I will not succumb to the depression this knowledge could cause. No, I will overcome. Why? Because, gosh darn it people like me…and Tuesday is only like three hours away.

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