The road to happiness is paved with minimal standards. I actually heard myself utter the following statement today, “Oh yes, I’m having a great day. I talked to my dad this morning. He was sober.” After hearing these words come from my own mouth I realized that minimal standards are definitely the way to true and lasting happiness.Here’s how it works. Anything above the minimal standard is considered good. For instance:
I went to the dentist today. He did not molest me. Therefore it was a good visit.
I went to work today. We were not robbed. I had a good day at work.
I drove to San Diego. I did not die in a fiery car crash. It was a good drive.
I even have minimal standards for how well this system is going to work so I won’t be disappointed and therefore unhappy. It’s the perfect plan.
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1 Dr, Ramirez // Mar 24, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Chris Rock has a brilliant bit about living to minimal standards…but we both know talking to your dad and him being sober is no small feet.
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