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Instant Karma

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Instant Karma

March 26th, 2008 · 54 Comments

I wish there was such a thing as instant karma. I would totally be into it, mostly because I am a big fan of instant gratification.

Here’s how it would work: Do something good, something good happens right there. Do something bad, something bad happens.

If instant karma did exist my day would have gone something like this:

3:00 AM The boys upstairs wake me up with their loud and poorly chosen music.

 3:02 AM The stereo system belonging to the boys upstairs falls out the window.

 10:00 AM I awake and tell my roommate how pretty she looks.

10:01 AM Megs does a load of laundry for me.

11:33 AM I head to lunch and hold a door open for a peer.

11:33 AM My peer gives me $100.

1:00 PM Another student talks too much in class.

1:03 PM That student fails the class and must immediate leave school.

3:47 PM A driver cuts me off on the freeway.

3:47 PM That same driver rear-ends a cop.

7:22 PM Someone yells at me for no good reason.

7:23 PM A house falls on her sister.

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