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My Mom Just Said the Filthiest Thing…

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My Mom Just Said the Filthiest Thing…

April 8th, 2008 · 68 Comments

I was texting my mother this morning. She asked me if I found the paperwork I need for financial aid.  I told her that, yes, I had found my paperwork and I was going to shove it up the rude kid’s be-hind. (The kid behind the counter at Financial Aid was rude to me yesterday, which I realize still doesn’t give me license to shove paperwork into his rectum. I’m vaguely ashamed of myself for having said I would do so.)

So, my mom replied, “Don’t forget the KY jelly.”

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