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Saddest Mother’s Day Story Ever

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Saddest Mother’s Day Story Ever

May 11th, 2008 · 50 Comments

I would celebrate Mother’s Day but I’m not a mother…anymore.

You see, about four years ago, I was driving with my baby in the backseat. There was a blizzard on the way and I was trying to beat it to my house. Unfortunately, I lost. The blizzard overtook my car. We were stuck there on the road in 18 feet of snow. There I was staring death in the face. I knew I was going to starve to death there on that deserted road. I was forced to make the most terrible decision of my life. I had to eat my baby. She’s up with Jesus now…whatever is left of her. (If they let partials in to heaven, that is.)

So that’s why I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day.

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