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Scale of Seriousness

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Scale of Seriousness

June 15th, 2008 · 53 Comments

In light of some recent hypochondriac activity I have devised a Scale of Seriousness which I will use from now on. If you are a known hypochondriac (you know who you are) any complaints will immediately be downgraded at least two levels.

The scale is as follows:

1. Any kind of stuffiness, for instance a stuffy nose or constipation.

2. A mild cold.

3. The flu.

4. Infection of any kind. This could be a sinus infection or something of a social nature…you know what I mean.

5. An unexpected doctor’s visit was warranted.

6. A hospital visit is necessary.

7. The person must stay at the hospital.

8. The person is in critical condition at hospital.

9. Tasha, you need to come to the hospital and say goodbye.

10. A sick person dropped dead before your eyes and the last thing they ever did was make poopies.

Now everyone has been apprised of the scale. Do not go complaining about it if you get downgraded. That’s the price you pay for being a hypochondriac all the time, like you do.

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