I realized as of late that there are certain people groups that do not have a Chicken Soup for their souls. I am dedicated to the cause of making it happen. The following is my first effort.
My wife and I had been married for 4 years when I prayed and recieved a word from the Lord that I ought to take on a second wife. I was greatly troubled by this revelation and prayed over it for many nights.
How could I keep two wives happy? I have enough trouble trying to keep one wife happy.
One night as I was praying and pondering this very issue I realized, I’m a creepy guy with control issues. I thought I would die a virgin. Now all I have to do to sleep with all the hot (hot by polygamist standards) chicks I want is convince them that we are spiritually married and this is God’s will for us.
Who cares if the women are happy?
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