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Chicken Soup for the Polygamists Soul

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Chicken Soup for the Polygamists Soul

August 12th, 2008 · 63 Comments

I realized as of late that there are certain people groups that do not have a Chicken Soup for their souls.  I am dedicated to the cause of making it happen.  The following is my first effort.

My wife and I had been married for 4 years when I prayed and recieved a word from the Lord that I ought to take on a second wife.  I was greatly troubled by this revelation and prayed over it for many nights.

How could I keep two wives happy?  I have enough trouble trying to keep one wife happy.

One night as I was praying and pondering this very issue I realized, I’m a creepy guy with control issues. I thought I would die a virgin. Now all I have to do to sleep with all the hot (hot by polygamist standards) chicks I want is convince them that we are spiritually married and this is God’s will for us.

Who cares if the women are happy?

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