It had happened again. I had stayed at my mother’s house longer than I had intended and I was losing my high. I mean, I was coming down fast.
So I retired to the guest bathroom to do some blow. Whilst in said restroom readying my drug paraphenilia my mother came to the door. She said, “Honey, are you dropping a deuce in there? Don’t forget to use the matches.”
“No, Ma! Leave me alone.” I replied.
Mom came back about 5 minutes later and again reminded me to use the matches. But this time she scared me so bad I dropped all my blow into the toilet bowl. Normally, I wouldn’t let that kind of thing stop me, but as I was at my mother’s house I realized there was plenty to steal and she would never turn me in…being my mother and all.
I stole the TV and her wedding ring and enjoyed the best high of my life from the cocaine I bought with the proceeds.
I love my co-dependent mother. And she loves me.
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